Well my family is pretty crazy, but who's isn't.
Two parents, three kids... not wat one wud classify as a big family but for me, thats big enough. My siblings and I take some things to a whole new level. Ever rolled off the top bunk just to see if it would hurt enough to wake you up? We have. Ever pinched your siblings under the table and lie when they scream and cry? That's a daily thing in my house.
this month's missadventure saw the three of us at the local botanical gardens. Mum dropped us off with our bikes and took off to have coffee. As luck would have it, some little city council weasel told us it was illegal to ride there, so that thwarted our plans??... not a chance. Acting all innocect like i talk to the weasel while my siblings took off into the forbidden forrest which we now call it, then follwed them at full speed running from this freak who actually attempted to run after us!! Not very bright.
Luckily for us there was more then one exit, so after our 2 hour, totally illegal, bike ride, we set off to chill until mum returns... ahh the fun of it.
well my sister, the youngest at 14, is still a bed-wetter. Can you imagine the fun my brother and i have with that little peice of info. You can pretty much blackmail her evil ( oh yes, she is very evil) ass into doing anything we want. All we have to do is threaten to announce it at her school assembaly, pretty easy to arrange too.
my younger brother, and the middle child, 17, is i think the dumbest person i know at the moment, and he is oh so defiant of anything and everything that he hasn't heard through the grapevine of his all boys high school. His lack of intelligence works well for me as he is so crap at keeping a secret about his many stupid antics that i can pretty much get him to do anything i want also. This especially comes in handy when i slip up, which is rare... lol.
As for me, the eldest of our troop, and head bitch, i practially try to ignore a lot of the dumb shit the other two get up to unless it's fun. And trust me, hurling yourself off a 50ft cliff into some stange body of water, is hella fun.
this is just the first of many of our crazy tales... i wonder what we'll be doing later on... chrissy holiday week mwahahaha.
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